The Spell Checker

Ever wish that you could just catch a break?

That's about where I'm at right now. I want out of this down cycle and I want out of it now.

But enough about that... I'm hoping my break is coming. I might have a fabby opportunity coming up and I'm hoping it might catapult me out of the cycle too. I am worrying though that I'm expecting too much of that and that my down cycle might just suck it in and ruin that for me. Never mind, no use worrying yet. Keep those fingers crossed it happens tho!

I noticed as I was typing this that I used a few wrong words... correctly spelt words but the wrong one for the context. And it reminded me of this poem I read ages ago so...

The Spell Checker


I have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss takes I cannot see

I've run this poem threw it
I'm shore yaw pleased to no
It's letter perfect in its weigh
My chequer told me sew...

A cheek or is a blessing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me right awl stiles two reed
And aides me when aye rime

Now spilling does not phase me
It does knot bring a tier
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

So ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want to please


~Author Unknown