You know you've got CP when...
You go somewhere for the first time and spot the disabled loo. When you later ask if you can use it the staff member disappears to go find out if they have one.
To be fair to him, he did say he didn't normally work in those offices. But I was taking part in thing for which they specifically needed disabled people.. And they didn't just want a few people to do it, they wanted a lot. So I was quite amused.
You know you're a writer when...
You get asked for comments about something and point out typos and misspelled words (I didn't correct it)
When you get home you Google a word you think they spelt wrong but weren't sure about so didn't point out.
(side note - I'm typing this in Google Chrome. And it's auto spell check keeps underlining "Google" in red).