You know you've got CP when...

You see a tweet from a friend of yours saying they got new wheels and immediately think "ooh new wheelchair" and then realise, that actually they're able bodied

You go to the bank and the cashier remembers you and goes "did you change your hair?" Because on a previous visit over a year ago another customer was very rude and ableist to you and you sat there and cried.

You hear that your sister is being tested for Coeliac Disease and ponder whether if she has it the correct wording would be "She is Coeliac" or "She has Coeliac Disease."