I'm currently at 14802 words or there abouts.
And I'm turning into a skank. Who now has insufficient time to shower before going out. I'm going to attack my hair with a can of spray wax and a brush and then spray perfume everywhere. That'll have to do.
Edit: have come to the conclusion the biggest issue w/ my hair is the fact I'm trying to put off getting it cut as I'm planning on growing it. Might need to rethink that one.