"I'd like to put some dettol into a yakult and see what happens"

"when are we going to win the war on bacteria? We've killed 99.9% of germs and finally got L.Casei Immunitas over on our side now, surely it's just one more big push and we win?"

"Hi. I didn't turn your knickers into a swan"

"When Oxford took on China"

"Things you don't want to have happened in a house you've just moved into... The War?!"

"So they were in Stoke and they were having a fight? Where was this, in a kiln? Where they throwing bits of pottery around?" (that made this former Stokie girls heart happy).

That was a great night!!

Dara O'Briain FTW, frankly!!